|Show's Over, Nothing To See Here
||[Aug. 25th, 2007|03:01 pm]
|"I demand to see more movies with kittens riding unicorns, because that's just cute. You must obey the cute. Actually, instead of the Battle Of Gettysburg it should be the Battle Of Stony Point, because then I can play the part of Mad Anthony Wayne with two tongues. I'd have tentacles and wings, and ride a unicorn with a kitten head into battle, and it would eat people and emit ferocious belching. Oh, damn, but that wouldn't be nearly as cute. I don't like this movie anymore."